"You're too gorgeous to be single." →
And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.
I'm going to text bitches at 11:12 and make their...
crystal-clefairy: Guys while Jumping is like, Girls are like, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Everyone's so pretty on Tumblr, →
and I’m just here like:
I take the usb cable from the computer without... →
When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
If it’s some stranger: If it’s my best friend: